Book of Shadows: Blair Witch 2
Movie Defense Force takes up the shield to fight for another mauled victim, this week tackling one of the most loathed horror sequels of all time. Follow Jim on twitter for a chance to win Twitter...
View ArticleWaterworld
Grab your flotation devices and man the lifeboats. Movie Defense Force is heading into dangerous waters.
View ArticleFreddy vs. Jason
The scourges of Elm Street and Crystal Lake meet at last. It's the slasher showdown of the century and ... some people are sad about it.
View ArticleRampage
Most of you will know Uwe Boll for BloodRayne, or Postal, or any number of critically mauled videogame films. He did, however, make this non-game related foray into American violence ... and it's...
View ArticleFriday the 13th (Reboot)
: Yes, Michael Bay was involved. Yes, it's a reboot. 2009's Friday the 13th is still one of the good ones!
View ArticleShowgirls
Elizabeth Berkley. Strippers. Paul Verhoven. Everybody Got AIDS n' shit! What's not to love?
View ArticleStar Wars: Episode I - The Phantom Menace
Star Wars week happened to fall on a week in which Movie Defense Force was not scheduled. May God have mercy on Jim Sterling's soul, for Star Wars fans have none to spare.
View ArticleStreet Fighter
This week's Movie Defense Force stands before you and takes on Street Fighter ... LIKE LIGHTNIIIIIIIING!
View ArticleHellraiser III: Hell on Earth
Unbearable, isn't it? The suffering of strangers, the agony of friends. There is a secret song at the center of the world, Escapist, and its sound is like razors through flesh.
View ArticleAlien: Resurrection
Alien: Resurrection is a hard film to take seriously and now we learn why.
View ArticleTransformers
Michael Bay is the worst human being alive, if you believe some people. Personally, I reckon he's just a guy doing all he knows how to do. Transformers is an example of that.
View ArticleBrainscan
What happens when you're a filmmaker in the mid 90's where virtual reality is supposedly right around the corner? You make Brainscan, a comedy horror about a haunted videogame!
View ArticleSilent Hill
Movie Defense Force takes you on a trip to a quiet little town this week. Where you will die. You will die of babies.
View ArticleDaredevil
With Ben Affleck enduring scorn for the crime of accepting a Batman role, Movie Defense Force takes pity and offers some praise for his last superhero outing, the ever-mocked Daredevil. This is a show...
View ArticleRepo! The Genetic Opera
This week's Movie Defense Force comes in a little glass vial. A little glass vial? A little glass vial!
View ArticleSanta Claus
Come with us, to snowy Mexico in 1959, and learn about the definitive Santa Claus legend!
View ArticleThe Mothman Prophecies - Surprisingly and Subtly Creepy
Whatever brought you there, brought you there to die.
View ArticleSilent Hill Revelation 3D - A Sidesplitting Family Comedy
One of the best cinema experiences I've ever had, man!
View ArticleEvent Horizon - You Won't Need Eyes To See
"Why does this need defending?" LOOK JUST LET ME HAVE THIS, OKAY!?
View ArticleDouble Dragon - The Warriors Wishes It Was This Good
A tribute to the most important movie ever.
View ArticleDungeons & Dragons - Jeremy Irons Says NYANANANANA!
Also, Bruce Payne wrote his own Wikipedia article. Definitely.
View ArticleBloodRayne - Meatloaf Is A Vampire In It
Only Uwe Boll is brave enough to ask the hard questions!
View ArticleThe Amazing Spider-Man 2: Better Than Broody Gritty Wah Wah
Yeah I liked it. What? What!?
View ArticleWorld War Z - Despite The Title, A Great Zombie Flick
Although having little connection to the popular book asides sharing a name, World War Z is a pretty damn good film.
View ArticleDungeons & Dragons: Wrath of the Dragon God - A Shockingly Faithful Film
Bruce Payne is still the greatest.
View ArticleManiac Cop - A Cop That Kills People? CRAZY!
The most fantastical fantasy film ever, this one!
View ArticleDeath to Smoochy - A Delicious Dark Comedy
One of my favorite Robin Williams performances ever. Why did critics hate this!?
View ArticleFireproof - The Official White People Problems Movie
Baby Jesus died for our sins, and that's why Kirk Cameron needs to stop wanking.
View ArticleTexas Chainsaw Massacre - A Remake Better Than The Original
Remade horror classics aren't all bad, especially when wacky sociopath sherrifs get involved!
View ArticleHalloween (2007) - Rob Zombie Makes Michael Myers Interesting
It's almost Halloween, so this is timely, so shut up.
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